Graphic Brazilian Waxing

OK, I want to make icons. Yes, those really cute like that since I have (and obviusly I have not done). That's it. But I have no idea how it goes and I have not even Photoshop. I guess the first step is downloading the appropriate Photoshop, as there are more kinds of photoshops that of ants. So I've been looking for free downloads midafternoon but either I'm an idiot (he can) or is this a shit (also).
Please, if someone reads this show solidarity before dying of a fucking nervous breakdown. Thanks.